In the realms of the Flark'Gorak, through the mines of Sinthir Riff, and across the bridge into Bork'Jargonia, Gordo Froggins and Swinewise Flanky and their nose ring of power quest their ways to the Mountain of Doom 2, where the demons wait to shoot fireballs from their hands, brain creatures on mechanical legs walk around, their metal clanking sending fear through anyone who hears, itching for the chance to shoot their machine gun bodies at them, yes Gordo and Swinewise:
Your number is up.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
To be Frank, I am not Frank.
To be Frank, It is not what you have, but what you give.
To be Frank, I would have to be Frank.
To be Frank, I would have to transpose time and space.
To be Frank, I would have to go through legal processes.
To be Frank, or not to be Frank.
To be Frank, may the cosmos, like white school glue, solidify in our minds and clarify our thoughts.
To be Frank, furter.
To be Frank, is ,Knarf eb ot backwards.
To be Frank, to be Sally, to be Bob, whats the difference?
To be Frank, enstien.
To be Frank, may the cosmos, quite like caulk, fill in the gaps and keep out malevolent intruders.
To be Frank, I would have to be Frank.
To be Frank, I would have to transpose time and space.
To be Frank, I would have to go through legal processes.
To be Frank, or not to be Frank.
To be Frank, may the cosmos, like white school glue, solidify in our minds and clarify our thoughts.
To be Frank, furter.
To be Frank, is ,Knarf eb ot backwards.
To be Frank, to be Sally, to be Bob, whats the difference?
To be Frank, enstien.
To be Frank, may the cosmos, quite like caulk, fill in the gaps and keep out malevolent intruders.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Hai Yaah
I've been busy the past couple days doing podcasts and stuff. Allright, truth is I wasn't that busy doing that. I actually only did podcasts for like 30 minutes each day.
The rest of the time I was either sleeping, eating, on the web, or doing nothing.
But my mind was in CAMELOT!
Battling the witch demon of doom from the greater netherealms of Hoshkin valley! Across the river of Silken Worminster and through the Elven forest of Dath'Grakkar!
My flaming sword in hand, I cut through hordes of vermin and goblins to get to the secret gate of the evil dragonlord Ulritch the Gurgitatorrr!
With the swiftness of my steel hand, I shot magic missles from forthwith my fingertips, called forth a dire spider and swiped at the 30 foot tall undead dragon of eery doom!! ALL HAIL THE KING OF ROHANIA!
...Unfortunately I was only level 3 and failed my grapple attempt, fell 20 feet to the ground and died. The dragon ate me slowly. Then he stole my 10 gold pieces and hung my corpse on the side of his cave. It was stinky after a couple days.
Chris
The rest of the time I was either sleeping, eating, on the web, or doing nothing.
But my mind was in CAMELOT!
Battling the witch demon of doom from the greater netherealms of Hoshkin valley! Across the river of Silken Worminster and through the Elven forest of Dath'Grakkar!
My flaming sword in hand, I cut through hordes of vermin and goblins to get to the secret gate of the evil dragonlord Ulritch the Gurgitatorrr!
With the swiftness of my steel hand, I shot magic missles from forthwith my fingertips, called forth a dire spider and swiped at the 30 foot tall undead dragon of eery doom!! ALL HAIL THE KING OF ROHANIA!
...Unfortunately I was only level 3 and failed my grapple attempt, fell 20 feet to the ground and died. The dragon ate me slowly. Then he stole my 10 gold pieces and hung my corpse on the side of his cave. It was stinky after a couple days.
Chris
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