I feel like I drank a cup full of lard

And where is everybody? I haven't heard a sound from outside this room for hours. Well, they must all be eating marshmallows or some other food that makes it hard to speak.

I pretty much did eat a cup full of lard with the food I ate today.

Only 2 days to go til I can eat whatever food I want! And the food I want is grass. Just grass and bark. I'm getting sick with all this carnivorous food I'm eating. Ah, enough complaining. It's a good experience. It's helping me to like more the foods that will make me a better healthier life, and less the foods that will kill me earlier.

But really, lard is seeping through my pores.

I want to get smartness!

My sister is getting smarter. She's learning all this stuff about the human body because of her classes on nursing or whatever. Makes me want to get smarter too.

Gmmm, now I just need some sort of job...


Bah. I'll create works of art and sell them!! Yes. I shall be an artist!

Ladeedaaaaaa