I've been busy the past couple days doing podcasts and stuff. Allright, truth is I wasn't that busy doing that. I actually only did podcasts for like 30 minutes each day.
The rest of the time I was either sleeping, eating, on the web, or doing nothing.
But my mind was in CAMELOT!
Battling the witch demon of doom from the greater netherealms of Hoshkin valley! Across the river of Silken Worminster and through the Elven forest of Dath'Grakkar!
My flaming sword in hand, I cut through hordes of vermin and goblins to get to the secret gate of the evil dragonlord Ulritch the Gurgitatorrr!
With the swiftness of my steel hand, I shot magic missles from forthwith my fingertips, called forth a dire spider and swiped at the 30 foot tall undead dragon of eery doom!! ALL HAIL THE KING OF ROHANIA!
...Unfortunately I was only level 3 and failed my grapple attempt, fell 20 feet to the ground and died. The dragon ate me slowly. Then he stole my 10 gold pieces and hung my corpse on the side of his cave. It was stinky after a couple days.
Chris
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