I'm here

In Vancouver, WA. I moved back from Orlando!

And I got bubbles for Christmas! They rock.

Kealoha got some recording equipment, so we may be recording podcasts again, and whatever else. It's good stuff. I don't know what I'm more excited about, my bubbles or his recording hardware!!

I've decided, after much stomach ache, that I should not eat so much fudge at once. But it was so good!

Happy New Year!

I feel like I drank a cup full of lard

And where is everybody? I haven't heard a sound from outside this room for hours. Well, they must all be eating marshmallows or some other food that makes it hard to speak.

I pretty much did eat a cup full of lard with the food I ate today.

Only 2 days to go til I can eat whatever food I want! And the food I want is grass. Just grass and bark. I'm getting sick with all this carnivorous food I'm eating. Ah, enough complaining. It's a good experience. It's helping me to like more the foods that will make me a better healthier life, and less the foods that will kill me earlier.

But really, lard is seeping through my pores.

I want to get smartness!

My sister is getting smarter. She's learning all this stuff about the human body because of her classes on nursing or whatever. Makes me want to get smarter too.

Gmmm, now I just need some sort of job...


Bah. I'll create works of art and sell them!! Yes. I shall be an artist!

Ladeedaaaaaa

I like the Popular Mechanics website!

Theres a lot of great stuff there. Gives me a lot of ideas about the present and very near future. And it makes me want huge touch screen computers and to go to space.

I'll go to space.

The air powered car

Its a car powered by air! The awesomely green company MDI (Moteur Developpment International) devised some kind of piston engine that uses compressed air. Zero emissions depending on if you use the gas engine. Large range. Sounds like a good idea and something that could be put to use. I wonder how much power you could get out of one of those?

On the other hand, now that I think about it, it uses a gearbox and probably axles and the such. That seems like it will take up lots of space and limit design, just like a combustion engine. I prefer less intrusive designs, like in hub electric motors which frees up lots of space where the engine would be.

But an excellent zero emissions idea this is, if not the best one I've seen yet.

Freak this junk

Freak it all!!!

Ok thats out of the way. Well I'm using my sisters computer and I'm in her room and she's home, so I'm outta here. She probably wants her room back.

I have some what I like to think are cool ideas. I'll post later. LATER!

So my projects are...

1. Doubling project. Currently working on step 7 out of 28.
2. Bum marketing project. Currently I have 2 placed ads on USFreeads.com. Hoping to post 50+ by the end of the week.
3. Trading project. Currently I am looking to trade my items for other items to eventually get to a junky car. Thats the first goal I have anyway. I'm thinking of structuring this more like my doubling project though, because the goals are smaller and more visible and doable.
   
4. Selling on Ebay. I have a black Russ Berrie Nikki cat up for sale. I'm not sure what that money would go to yet. Probably an Ebay fund.
5. Myspace friend adding on my NAO never accept ordinary cosmetics CGM Promo Company profile. Soon I will need to create valuable material for my friends on there. I'll have to post some kind of cosmetics information or find someone to do that for me.

I have given up finding a job, although it would probably be a good idea for me to keep doing that. I think I'll look for one closer to when Mom gets down here which supposedly is at the end of August. Then I'll have more time since I wont have to babysit Asher for Iona.

Thats about it!

But then Clobbersmithon Jones felt his way through the mossy pit of Gu'Rakk Tyr and unleashed his furious fury attack which melted the snow, finally relieving the citizens of ExTrapulous Town of the water soluble foam peanuts which covered the land...

It's been a while but I decided to make another post because of the below reasons.

And those reasons would be because I wanted to write more about my life. Keeping a journal is a wise thing to do. Actually now that I have several projects in the works, I will be keeping several journals. These projects are:

My doubling to a million project

My "red paperclip" trading project

My Myspace.com profile promoting NAO never accept ordinary cosmetics project

My get a job project

My spiritual growth project

And theres others I haven't really started yet, such as my gain 20 pounds of muscle project and my be a drummer in a band with some friends project and my learn to breakdance project.

So I will have several blogs on blogger I will be posting on, I have a Facebook with several friends in Apopka I keep up with, my personal myspace profile, and my cosmetics profile I need to keep up with.

GROKSTAR the DECAPITATOR can handle everything!!

The warrior steps on ice

Though Garideth the Furiator was destroyed by sheer force of numbers, Thydrigon lived on, swallowing whole townships and cities full of terrorized citizens awaiting their doom. Herbacious the Warrior spent not idle time dancing around this problem, for indecisive he was not.

And so, picking up his steel longsword once more, he set foot down the path of a hero, battling witch doctors and flaming tyrants, evil goblinoid zombies and majiks unknown. Finally, arriving at the cave of Efashgsigorr the Riptoshredsinator, he summoned the pwning powers of the mighty Templeton, God of pwning and ROTFL'ng.

Efashgsigorr never had a chance. And so, once more, the Planet Mars was saved.

Until a comet the size of the sun hit it and it vaporized.

I'm sick of

I write this not for pity or apologies, but to make clear what I need to change.

Im sick of not being defined and being just 150 pounds
Im sick of my family
Im sick of being $2000+ in debt
Im sick of always getting back in debt
Im sick of having no money
Im sick of not making money in my business
Im sick of not holding people accountable and following through in business
Im sick of not being able to breakdance
Im sick of my acne
Im sick of not having a successful business launch/beauty break/nao thing
Im sick of the rainy weather here
Im sick of not having a reading habit everyday of business and scriptures
Im sick of not eating healthier food
Im sick of not having good clothing, a nice suit, or being able to buy clothing
Im sick of not spending time with my friends or being able to do stuff/buy stuff for them
Im sick of saying Ill do things but not do them
Im sick of not dating
Im sick of not doing a great short movie or video diary
Im sick of not doing podcasts
Im sick of not having a job right now to support basic needs
Im sick of not having a good computer work station
Im sick of sleeping on the floor
Im sick of not having my own place
Im sick of not having a car or valid license
Im sick of not having a motorcycle
Im sick of not having asian friends I do things with regularly
Im sick of not having african american friends I do things with regularly
Im sick of the government
Im sick of not having an electric car
Im sick of not having a Japanese cell phone or equivelant awesome phone
Im sick of not having a 300pv circle
Im sick of not having a nice slr digi camera
Im sick of not having a nice video camera
Im sick of not having regular doctor checkups or dentist appointments
Im sick of not having auto and health insurance
Im sick of not having a savings
Im sick of not getting things done faster
Im sick of being unorganized
Im sick of my parents house being full of junk
Im sick of not being a better gentleman
Im sick of not being more of a warrior/living the martial way
Im sick of only having one contact to wear
Im sick of having a slow internet connection
Im sick of not being a better missionary
Im sick of this hard seat
Im sick of not having perfect vision
Im sick of not knowing my presidential choices better
Im sick of our country being in debt
Im sick of our government spending
Im sick of our governmental growth
Im sick of people prejudging my business
Im sick of lack of government transparancy
Im sick of how big and messy our government is
Im sick of not having a photography/art collection
Im sick of not having an awesome muscle car
Im sick of not having an easy to shave face
Im sick of not having been to other countries like Japan
Im sick of not knowing spanish better
Im sick of not knowing another language, like Japanese or Vietnamese
Im sick of not going to New York
Im sick of not having a flying car
Im sick of other people being ignorant about issues
Im sick of not using the potential mentors in my life
Im sick of not having a success team
Im sick of not having a girl in my life or dating
Im sick of my mom and Rachel fighting
Im sick of my mom fighting with everyone
Im sick of not knowing my bio dad or the Ware family better
Im sick of not being able to go to events, buy things, do things, have things because of no money
Im sick of not having a better attitude more often
Im sick of not helping other people more often
Im sick of not knowing my testimony
Im sick of not having a patriarchal blessing
Im sick of dumb movies
Im sick of dumb television
Im sick of dumb music

Why do I love my life so much?

Why do I love my life so much?

Excellent blog!!

Tee yai!

In the realms of the Flark'Gorak, through the mines of Sinthir Riff, and across the bridge into Bork'Jargonia, Gordo Froggins and Swinewise Flanky and their nose ring of power quest their ways to the Mountain of Doom 2, where the demons wait to shoot fireballs from their hands, brain creatures on mechanical legs walk around, their metal clanking sending fear through anyone who hears, itching for the chance to shoot their machine gun bodies at them, yes Gordo and Swinewise:

Your number is up.

To be Frank, I am not Frank.

To be Frank, It is not what you have, but what you give.

To be Frank, I would have to be Frank.

To be Frank, I would have to transpose time and space.

To be Frank, I would have to go through legal processes.

To be Frank, or not to be Frank.

To be Frank, may the cosmos, like white school glue, solidify in our minds and clarify our thoughts.

To be Frank, furter.

To be Frank, is ,Knarf eb ot backwards.

To be Frank, to be Sally, to be Bob, whats the difference?

To be Frank, enstien.

To be Frank, may the cosmos, quite like caulk, fill in the gaps and keep out malevolent intruders.

Hai Yaah

I've been busy the past couple days doing podcasts and stuff. Allright, truth is I wasn't that busy doing that. I actually only did podcasts for like 30 minutes each day.

The rest of the time I was either sleeping, eating, on the web, or doing nothing.

But my mind was in CAMELOT!

Battling the witch demon of doom from the greater netherealms of Hoshkin valley! Across the river of Silken Worminster and through the Elven forest of Dath'Grakkar!

My flaming sword in hand, I cut through hordes of vermin and goblins to get to the secret gate of the evil dragonlord Ulritch the Gurgitatorrr!

With the swiftness of my steel hand, I shot magic missles from forthwith my fingertips, called forth a dire spider and swiped at the 30 foot tall undead dragon of eery doom!! ALL HAIL THE KING OF ROHANIA!

...Unfortunately I was only level 3 and failed my grapple attempt, fell 20 feet to the ground and died. The dragon ate me slowly. Then he stole my 10 gold pieces and hung my corpse on the side of his cave. It was stinky after a couple days.

Chris