I feel like I drank a cup full of lard

And where is everybody? I haven't heard a sound from outside this room for hours. Well, they must all be eating marshmallows or some other food that makes it hard to speak.

I pretty much did eat a cup full of lard with the food I ate today.

Only 2 days to go til I can eat whatever food I want! And the food I want is grass. Just grass and bark. I'm getting sick with all this carnivorous food I'm eating. Ah, enough complaining. It's a good experience. It's helping me to like more the foods that will make me a better healthier life, and less the foods that will kill me earlier.

But really, lard is seeping through my pores.