Though Garideth the Furiator was destroyed by sheer force of numbers, Thydrigon lived on, swallowing whole townships and cities full of terrorized citizens awaiting their doom. Herbacious the Warrior spent not idle time dancing around this problem, for indecisive he was not.
And so, picking up his steel longsword once more, he set foot down the path of a hero, battling witch doctors and flaming tyrants, evil goblinoid zombies and majiks unknown. Finally, arriving at the cave of Efashgsigorr the Riptoshredsinator, he summoned the pwning powers of the mighty Templeton, God of pwning and ROTFL'ng.
Efashgsigorr never had a chance. And so, once more, the Planet Mars was saved.
Until a comet the size of the sun hit it and it vaporized.
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